Dracones Financial Services is open for business!

So much banking happening around lately, innit? Apparently there’s a new bank in Do’nezo, now and it’s fully owned and operated by dragons (and dragons are experts at handing gold).

Dracones Financial Services offers very competitive interest rates, personal and anonymous accounts, a convenient phone banking option, and their own currency called SCAM (based on their offering of Secure Credits and Mortgages).

The bank even has a museum, telling the story of the dragons’ financial success, be sure to visit it if you’re around in Do’nezo. They also offer a variety of business-to-business opportunities based on their blokechain.

As a limited time offer, you will get a substantial bonus if you refer a friend to the bank. Check with the phone banking to see how to avail of it.

If you have any technical difficulties, mail dracones support and the knight operator oncall will get back to you.

What are you waiting for? Go get SCAMmed!

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This does remind me- I need a fictional currency too.

I’m sure the dragons would be willing to take on a new business customer.