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The winery is replacing unicorn semen with more dragon semen moving forward. I know you all loved and appreciated the wines produced with the help of those gorgeous horned beasts, but the supply is low and we’re committed to one hundred per cent organic output. Come enjoy the wine grown with the help of the no less gorgeous horny beasts in your favourite restaurant or bar across the rift!
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I’ve felt that there was a lack of updates lately… Especially since Acci is generally pumping them out like every month or so.
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I guess it is just fair I give you an update.
Do not get too high expectations for the next update. Yes, I hope to have the payment/supporter system working. But it turns out to be quite a bit of work to get it right. And it also means building a completely new “Mucklet account” application where things like this will be managed. Phew!
But I am afraid the next update will not contain any direct game improvements. … sorry 
But the other reason is more personal. Most of my time and energy has gone to dealing with some IRL issues, completely unrelated to Wolfery. That is also why you haven’t seen the wolf padding around in Sinder either.
I can’t tell for sure how long it will take before I am back as usual, but it is simply something I need to take care of. But with upcoming updates, this is what you can expect:
Next release: Mucklet account/supporter/payment system
Follwed by: Game improvements. I am bored of Stripe payment integration and want to code on the game itself!
Followed by: More game improvements! Yeah, I have a pent up need to code more fun stuff.
But also, with the supporter system, I also hope to use the support money to buy some more ads for the game, to get us to boost the population a bit. Let’s see how it goes!
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The boss wolf ejaculates the code like there’s no tomorrow.
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Let’s say he doesn’t make children, rather he programs them.
Badum tss 
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yes i’m a bad jester
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Code Hotness Level chart:
hello__worl = "hell o world"
print ( hello__worl )
print("hello world")
def pretty_print(*strings):
for string in strings:
print(string.title(), end = " 😎 ")
pretty_print("Hello", "World")
# we make a class to generate pretty printers
class PrettyPrinter:
# initalise the class
def __init__(self, top_wrap: str = "#", bottom_wrap: str = "#", title: str = ""):
self.top_wrap = top_wrap
self.bottom_wrap = bottom_wrap
self.title = title
# when we call the object:
def __call__(self, *strings):
# print the title wrapped by the top wrap
print(self.top_wrap * 10, self.title.title(), self.top_wrap * 10)
# print each string out with an indent
for string in strings:
print(f"\t - {string}")
# print the bottom wrap so that it has the same length as the top wrap
print(self.bottom_wrap * 20 + len(self.title) + 2)
printer = PrettyPrinter(top_wrap = "=", bottom_wrap = "=", title = "Hello, World Example")
printer("Hello", "World")
# here we use the print function to print Hello, World!
# it will not have the quote marks around it though
# we use the print function as it is faster than if we made our own
# while using std out is a valid option it may disuade new users
# to make commits, note that the print function that we
# are using will only print to the currently active terminal
# that is running the code. So we cannot print it to any other
# console with this function. However the speed of print
# is very low and will not impact the performance very much
# however it is not necessary and can be removed at a
# later date.
print("Hello, World!")
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Is it me, or my brain is very small that even if I don’t understand the joke, I still laugh…
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I do that all the time, 
. If someone says anything about a celebrity or youtuber I completely zone out and laugh when they laugh…
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# 1: Define alphabet:
a = range(255)
# 2: Letter count:
n = (0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,
0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,
0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0,
0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,
1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 3, 0, 0, 2, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,
0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,
0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,
0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,
0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,
0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0,
0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0)
# 3: Merge to dictionary:
d = { x: y for x, y in zip(a,n) }
# 4: 'Initialize' characters
l = ''.join([chr(c) *n for c,n in d.items()])
# 5: Define the order of the characters, initialize final string
# and sort before outputting:
z = [6,5,0,7,11,1,2,3,4,8,9]
o = [0] * 13
for c in l:
i = z.pop(0)
o[i] = c
print ''.join(o)
I found this one. 
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Ejaculated code be more like:
++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>—.+++++++…+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.
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Can confirm my brain is indeed fucked
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Dangerous. I mean, is it safe to leave your home un-checked-on that long when there’s a nimbat about?
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I may be paying the winery a visit soon for…. Research purposes.
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